Monday Limerick: Musical Commentary

A organist said, "I diverge

from those who say Bach is a scourge.

For me, it's a scandal

that no one says Handel

--'s the composer whose works should be purged."

Monday Limerick: Emmett's Misfortune

A young man named Emmett Von Schuyle

dropped his phone in his friend's swimming pool.

Said young Em: "I'm upset

that my phone has got wet--

that's not good for a phone, as a rule."