Thursday Clerihew: Undying Literature

Higgledy-piggledy
Stephanie Meyer,

Worried she stopped writing
Twilight too soon,

Sat down and wrote out
A trilogy prequel
Called, somewhat comically,
Late Afternoon.

Thursday Clerihew: The Solution

Higgledy-piggledy
Sir Alec Guinness,
finding no alcohol
upon his shelf,

went to the tavern, and--
muttering, "Dash it all!"--
rather indignantly
ordered himself.